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16. KITCHEN OF THE FOUL COOK
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Several upturned chairs and tables hug the walls, the floor around them replete with rat dung and moldering foodstuffs. A bar in the northern corner contains ruined utensils and a blackened oven; in the room's center, a single undisturbed table.

A sealed cucurbit rests upon its surface, set beside a beaker of blood, an empty syringe, and several unclean surgical tools. These are the unassuming remains of the mage's attempt to create a homunculus. The cucurbit, if pried open, is filled with gore and noxious fumes, bereft of interest to even the most scholarly of characters.

All worthwhile items are looted. Considerable time may be spent searching the litter herein, but nothing of value will be found.

17. LEXICAL STOREROOM
➥ cool words & etc

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18. TORTURE CHAMBER
➥ my favorite math problems :]

At first glance this place seems long abandoned: dirt, dust, and cobwebs abound. A careful perusal shows, however, that several of the skeletons are very recent indeed.

A protractor and compass, least dusty among the instruments set aside, have been used to carve Euclidean proofs into the skeleton's foreheads. Medical inspection reveals that the victims either trepanated themselves or gouged their own eyes out.

Derivatives and integrals in bloody handwriting decorate the walls, of crude notation and dubious solution. Any character with an intelligence of 15 or higher has a 60% chance to find them so confounding, and so disgustingly informal, that they are at once assaulted with a brutal headache (1d4 damage).

If exacting care is taken in inspecting the floor, some drops of blood can be noticed leading west.

10. DOMICILE
➥ about me

This was once the bedroom of the dungeon's mad mage, but is now stripped of everything save broken furniture.

A hidebound journal remains in the drawer of a ruined dresser, containing chickenscratch to-do lists and talentless marginalia. A Scroll of Sleep worth 300 gp is tucked into the very back.

13. LIBRARY
➥ books and movies i like

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14. INSECTOID LAIR
➥ isopods & my research plans

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